This is my first year to really watch Dancing with the Stars. There is one reason, and we will get to that in a minute. First, stars, what stars? I don't know half of them, who they are, why they are stars, what they have done, I could go on. I am watching it for one reason, and one reason only...that's right, Kate Gosselin. Wait! Before you judge me, I am not necessarily saying I am a Kate fan, although in the Jon vs. Kate turmoil, I would say I have to side with her. OK, I know she was horrible to him. A control freak, rude, mean, angry, sadistic, demeaning, shall I go on? But come on, he is a total tool. I'm not saying she was justifiably mean, but....
I have watched Jon and Kate plus eight since the get-go. She has always fascinated me. She has to be the biggest control freak I have ever seen. It's like Broke Back Mountain, I can't quit her. What will she do next? Will she freak out because one of the kids squeezed their juice box too forcefully? Will she scold Minnie Mouse on her free trip to Disney for not eating all her organic cheese? Will she flog Jon in the middle of the Barbie section of Toys-r-us? NO! She will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars, of course! I was so excited, seriously, I was counting down the days!
So this is week, oh I don't know, 4 or 5, and she is the worst dancer I have ever seen. She never improves, it's almost like she gets worse each week. She always has a meltdown, which adds to the drama, but never gets any better, can I get a witness?
The word robotic does not do her justice. (OK, this is when, as a southern woman, I insert a "bless her heart", so as not to seem too cruel). Bless her heart.
This week she "danced" to the song "paparazzi" and stomped and frowned and stomped and frowned....excruciating! Her outfit, oh the horrors, her make-up, wow. Her hair extensions, yeowch! She has reinvented herself, but I don't know who she is trying to be.
Anyway, even Carrie Ann didn't know what to say....weird, uncomfortable, strange....that about says it all. Buzz is a dream to watch compared to Kate.
Maybe next week will be better, but I'm not betting the farm on it. Bless her heart.
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